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March 07 War UpdateHello my fellow prawns and fishy friends, I hope your all doing swimmingly.
I bring you the latest information in regards to the great war that is currently being waged in the oceans of this planet. I have to say recent events have lead me to believe that the war may soon be over, but there is still much hard work to be done.
As it stands the majority of the oceans belong to us, with most of this territory located along the costal lines of the major continents as these have been by far the easiest to defend.
 However as the crabs situation becomes more serious it has been noted that their tactics have become more desperate in a bid to stem the tide.
It appears that not content with walking sideways and pinching there way to creating an evil empire, they are now trying to confuse our troops with dodgy dancing.
 As it stands we managed to warn our troops of this new menace before to much damage was done. Unfortuantely it was too late for Commander Fluffious Nuttious of the squirrel armies who was ambused by Dancing Suicide Crabs who kept gigging until they exploded. Fortunately the Commander was pulled out just before he was caught in the blast. Although he came to no real physical harm, the damage to his psyche was extensive amd we do not believe that he will returning to the frontline any time soon.
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